Quote for the Day: "You're not a licensed therapist, please stop trying to psychoanalyze me."--Me, to my mom, in my latest "Stop Hounding Me About My (lack of) Love Life; I'm Fine, No Really, I'm Fine" email (in response to her "Please Read This Article About Why (I think) You Don't Have a Boyfriend and How You Can Learn to Love Again" melodramatic email). Seriously, it's almost as if the woman actually *wants* me to be an emotionally-scarred, relationship-phobic, wreck of a human being! Wonder how she'd react if I told her I actually find far more women attractive than men these days?