Pardon me while I go insane...

Today at work I spent no less than FIFTEEN MINUTES looking for something on my desk, mining through stacks of papers and file folders, finally enlisting the help of my boss and a coworker. After looking around the office for a few minutes, my boss picks up something sitting SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF MY DESK and says, "isn't this it?" It was. I had picked up that VERY SAME THING no less than THREE TIMES, and set it aside thinking it was something else. Brain...turning...to...mush. Thank gods it's a three day weekend!