How reassuring it is to walk into my job at an AUTO PLANT and see empty Smirnoff, Jagermeister, and Schnapps bottles littering the parking lot. Makes me really glad I work in the fitness center, not down on the factory floor where apparently drunk people are working with heavy machinery and welding torches, driving hi-lows, etc. (Though I DO occasionally have to go down there to put up promotional flyers.) As I was saying yesterday, it's no wonder the American auto companies are going down the tubes.

On a stranger note, today I also saw a nearly full, completely curdled, gallon-jug of milk in the parking lot. (Eeeeewww! And, what the f**k?)