Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Kate at The Accidental Hedonist responds to Wendy's spokesman Denny Lynch's claim that the company is non-partisan, despite the fact that 93% of their campaign contributions have gone to Republicans.
Dear Denny Lynch,

You can't sleep with half the lobbyists of K Street and still claim to be a virgin. Sorry.

Love,
Kate
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Of course his remarks do answer a long standing question I had when I lived in Columbus (home of Wendy's International) -- I now know what they do with all the cow manure from their slaughtered cattle...They package it up and the Senior Vice President of Communications hands it out to the press.
Huzzah!