Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Kate at The Accidental Hedonist responds to Wendy's spokesman Denny Lynch's claim that the company is non-partisan, despite the fact that 93% of their campaign contributions have gone to Republicans.
Dear Denny Lynch,

You can't sleep with half the lobbyists of K Street and still claim to be a virgin. Sorry.


Of course his remarks do answer a long standing question I had when I lived in Columbus (home of Wendy's International) -- I now know what they do with all the cow manure from their slaughtered cattle...They package it up and the Senior Vice President of Communications hands it out to the press.